Hot & Humorous Articles The Inexperienced Chili Taster These are notes from an inexperienced taster named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from New Jersey. "Recently I was lucky enough to be the 10,000th attendee at the State Fair in Texas and was asked to fill in to be a judge at a chili cook-off." "Apparently, the original Judge #3 called in sick at the last moment, and I happened to be standing there when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that it would be a fun event and a true taste of Texas hospitality. They assured me that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted. Here are the scorecards from the event..." Read more here Chile Peppers, Sex & Football: The Real Garden Of Eden This is a hillarious yarn about the beginnings of mankinds experiences with some of life's greatest pleasures, from the humorous mind of Michael H. Jackson, our staff humorist. Follow the adventures of the inhabitants of the Garden Of Eden as they stumble their way into some enlightening experiences! "Chile peppers proved to be a hell of a thing, in the end. God said "Let there be chile peppers", and a passel of them appeared. God chomped on 'em and liked 'em a whole lot..." Read more here Legendary Aerosmith Guitarist Joe Perry Ready to Rock Fancy Foods Show in New York with Signature Hot Sauces NEW YORK, June 20 /PRNewswire/ -- Guitar legend and Aerosmith founding member Joe Perry has found a new way to 'rock your world' ... with a pair of signature hot sauces. Perry -- whose new solo album, Joe Perry, is in stores now -- will join the rest of the Rock Your World crew in attendance at the National Association for the Specialty Food Trade's (NASFT) Fancy Foods Show July 10-12 at the Jacob K. Javits Center in New York City. Both Joe's signature sauces -- "Rock Your World Boneyard Brew" and "Rock Your World Mango-Peach Tango" hot sauce -- are being considered for food awards, which will be announced at the show. Read more here